" high and dry "

 [ "high and dry" ]

1:  Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral support, help in a fight, toilet paper....)

  * e.g.,  ... Well, everyone's downstairs drinking, but if you just wanna smoke you can go out on the porch. I think there's a couple guys who are high and dry out there. 

 [ "high and dry" ]

2:  To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.

 [ "high and dry" ]

1: abandoned and helpess

  * e.g.,  ... If she failed to get the bag out of the compartment she'd have been high and dry. 

 [ "high and dry" ]

1: 1) A state in which one is left when a partner causes him/her to become sexually excited, but does not allow the person to reach orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) 

 [ "high and dry" ]

2: 2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.

  * e.g.,  ... After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again. 

 [ "high and dry" ]

1: When your mouth is dry when you are left "high" after smoking marijuana. Also known as cottonmouth.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hand me some water man" "What, you "high and dry" 

 [ "high and dry" ]

1: When taking a Winnick the toilet paper runs out.

  * e.g.,  ... I was left High and Dry, now my underwear has racing stripes. 

 [ "high and dry" ]

1: When you go on a walk between rain showers to smoke a joint, and stay dry while getting high.

  * e.g.,  ... I’ll call you later, I’m about to go on a walk that will leave me high and dry! 

 [ "High and dry" ]

1: To be lead on and excited to erection just for nothing to be come of it and be left dry.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Jandre what happened with Simone last night?" 

 [ "High and dry" ]

1: When you're left with a boner but you didn't shoot your jizz

  * e.g.,  ... I already came. Sorry to leave you high and dry 

 [ "High and dry" ]

1: The act of defecating on the ledge of the toilet bowl where the fecal deposit will not be submerged in water. Generally an act of aggression, this is most effective when conducted at a time when the toilet will not be used for a period of time, thus allowing it to dry.

  * e.g.,  ... After she discovered his second family, Chelsea left her husband while he was "away on business". All she left behind for him was a high and dry. 

 [ "left high and dry" ]

1: a) (archaic definition) : to be left alone and helpless b) (my more modern, updated definition) : to be left with a self-induced alcohol/drug abuse problem and a non-existent sex life following an acrimonious break up

  * e.g.,  ... since getting professional psycho-social from a social worker costs a small fortune in Canada and the United States, it is no wonder that a lot of people will be left high and dry, according to both definition a) and b)